If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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