I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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