GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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