the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just had sex on a roof
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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