there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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