so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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