bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Terrible idea I love it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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