I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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