dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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