I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
