every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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