This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
