R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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