He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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