Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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