Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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