dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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