she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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