no you cant smoke seaweed
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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