so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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