i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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