some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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