Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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