i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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