you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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