need another drink. this is the easiest way
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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