Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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