you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
