So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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