Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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