Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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