and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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