You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
