weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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