Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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