What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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