last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I could fuck to npr.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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