Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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