Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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