...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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