Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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