At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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