Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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