Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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