So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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