CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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