Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I want to fling myself into the sun
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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