I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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