yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
