there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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