i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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