Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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