It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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