Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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