yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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