how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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