What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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